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School of Bird Law Unisex Tee

School of Bird Law Unisex Tee

Regular price $27.00 USD
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Ready to argue the finer points of bird law like a pro? This "School of Bird Law" unisex tee is your official uniform for all things avian litigation, inspired by none other than Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Whether you're defending a pigeon in court or just chilling at the bar, this tee is as comfortable as it is hilarious. Plus, it’s made to last—because bird law debates can get intense.

Specs:

  • 100% cotton (because even bird lawyers deserve softness)
  • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
  • Tubular fabric (no side seams = no distractions)
  • Taped neck and shoulders (for when you need to stretch after a long day in court)
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem (because bird law is no joke)
  • Open-end yarn (for maximum durability during heated arguments)


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
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