Inspired by the iconic It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia moment when Frank demands, “I want a goddamn RIOT,” this toddler tee captures peak chaos in one bold word. Perfect for pint-sized agents of anarchy, this minimalist shirt makes a loud statement—just like your kid. Whether they’re flipping couch cushions or staging a juice-box mutiny, they’ll be doing it in soft, comfortable style.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight and breathable: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit to support max-level mischief
• Side-seamed & pre-shrunk for a reliable fit
• For toddlers who don't follow rules, they riot

Ideal for Always Sunny fans raising tiny revolutionaries

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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